Wednesday, August 05, 2009

It's time for more tacky

More lusty adventures in the past! Another trawl through my basement bookshelves revealed more tacky historical novel covers -- with equally tacky blurbs.



"A picture of the wanton court of James I and of the beautiful, voluptuous Arabella Stuart, a woman who lived only to satisfy her own lusts."



"The dull pain in his heart gave way to seething anger; fury at this wench who thought Pagan de Beaugency's love was a plaything to be tossed aside at a woman's whim..."



"Romance and horror! The fabulous, magnificent story of the young Englishman, Dirk Young, and of the lovely Dutch girl who followed him across a savage land..."

(That's bad enough; the rest of the blurb goes beyond culturally insensitive.)



"Illegitimate daughter of a debauched nobleman; ragged pickpocket of the slums; wife of a titled wastrel; insatiable paramour of men of low estate and high. But finally and forever, she was a slave to the lust of Innocent Paradine, king of highwaymen."



"The spectacular story of a reckless adventurer who went where few men dared to go..."



"A mighty empire sliding into a pit of corruption, pride, and hatred."



"Bloody civil wars, tiger hunts, the passionate loves of Lalita, the sultry slave girl ... He learned all there was to know about life and death -- and desire!"



"Full of violence, lust, cruelty, and barbaric passion."



"A swashbuckling tale about the cutthroat pirate and a highborn lady... In the hot darkness, she had learned more about men than she would have guessed it possible to know."

If you missed the previous two galleries of tackiness, check them out here and here.

22 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:33 PM

    What a fabulous taste of history... the history of bad art! Actually, it could make for an interesting art display in some museum.

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  2. What a fabulous taste of history... the history of bad art! Actually, it could make for an interesting art display in some museum.
    (didn't intend for that first time round to be "anonymous")
    Suzanne Arruda - author of the Jade del Cameron mysteries

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  3. These are soooo bad (they're good!).

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  4. Love these, especially Arabella! (Is that where Sarah Palin got her hairstyle from?)

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  5. I totally love these! Thanks so much for making me smile.

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  6. OH poooooorrrr Arabella!!!!!!
    I love her sad story.. and she certainly did not have as much fun as the cover indicates.

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  7. Wow. I love pulp covers - we use 'em in my class. And yet at least one of these (Graves) is top-shelf, scholarly fiction. I've seen '50s pulp covers of All Quiet on the Western Front and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man that make them look like bodice-rippers.

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  8. I was amused to see the Graves with such a trashy cover and blurb. I'd take a headless woman cover over one of these any day. (All Quiet on the Western Front disguised as a bodice-ripper? Talk about misleading.)

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  9. I think you should frame those and line your living room wall with them, Sarah. They'd definitely be conversation pieces. ;-)

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  10. WOW- seeing that cover on I, Claudius really threw me. That is an excellent book- are any of the others?

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  11. We have a replica medieval tapestry hanging on one wall in my living room -- it'd be a nice contrast, wouldn't it?

    I haven't actually read any of the others! I probably should, though some of those copies are too brittle to read.

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  12. Dirk Young looks more like DORK Young...

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  13. These are so bad they're fabulous, in a funny sort of way. Thanks for posting them!

    If I Claudius got the treatment, I wonder how many of the others didn't deserve their covers?

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  14. My vote for best cover goes to Blackbeard's Bride. Wow! A pistol in one hand and a sword in the other -- is that what she carried instead of flowers when she met her bridegroom at the church?

    Thanks for posting this, Sarah. This is lots of fun!

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  15. What a hoot -- keep these coming!

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  16. The covers are so bad and outrageous. But what got me was the back cover blurbs. I noticed these books were written by men, except for one. Wow.

    We've come a long way.

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  17. Yay, pulp fiction all the way!

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  18. These look awful. Yet I have this embarrassing desire to read Blackbeard's Bride. Can't resist a book whose cover features a woman with a sword.

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  19. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Tacky - yes but two of these sparked interest in me so I looked them up and decided to buy them. I found a great condition hardback with excellent condition cover of Mistress Glory which I have already almost finished. I also bought a paperback copy of The Wayward Wench. Mistress Glory is very much like Forever Amber, a light enjoyable read. Not sure on the other one yet to be read.

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  20. Thanks for reporting back on reading Mistress Glory! I should read/review one of these myself... now to decide on which one. Wayward Wench was super-rare when I bought it (nearly everything by that author is hard to find, or was) so I'm impressed you found a copy!

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  21. This is a really awesome post! I loved going through these.

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    1. Glad you liked it! I should try to dig up more tacky covers one of these days.

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